Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside.
"Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna Da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos."
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda your wife inna bed with another man.
"Whatta you gonna do then? Point to your watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"
Cheers,
Tony
