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[ynoT]

hehehe... like these, Roger :-))

Tony

[whitedogstr8leg]

 When you FINALLY get to the checkout line, the clerk asks " Did you find everything you needed?"   Reply?   (  If I hadn't, would I be here in line?")  "Here's your sign!"

[ynoT]

Or when they ask: "Did you find everything to be ok?"

Not really, you see your milk price is way too high, your bred price needs to be lower down by at least 50 cents, etc....

You'd think they would ask those type of questions as you leave the store. But that would take hiring another person and they need to control labor cost.

Tony

[greybeard106]

My favorite... "Are you togather?"  Why, do I look like I'm falling apart!  And even if I do look like I'm falling apart it's not polite to point that out.  I'm old after all.

Mike

[ynoT]

They just don't think we notice these sayings, do they?

Thanks for the input, Mike :-))

Cheers,

Tony

[whitedogstr8leg]

 Lawyer:  "At the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"

Doctor: "No"

Lawyer:  " Did you check for blood pressure?"

Doctor: "No"

lawyer: "did you check for beathing?"

Doctor: "No"

Lawyer: "Then how you you be certain the he was dead?"

Doctor: "Because his brain was sitting in a jar on my desk"

Lawyer: " I see, but could it still be possible that he was still alive?"

Doctor: "I suppose he could be, and acting as a Lawyer right now."

Lawyer: " Are all the peolpe your preform autopies on dead?"

Doctor: "Yes, the "live ones" put up too much of a fight."

[ynoT]

hehehe... good ol'd layers... they are so full of jokes....

Tony

[qwest01]

That was a good one.  We should vent these thoughts and feelings right when they come up and see what happens.  Can somebody say "beat down!" 

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[wirebender]

Tony -

I frequently get asked: 'You still working?"  My reply: "Last time I checked, everything was still OK."

Dave