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[whitedogstr8leg]

 How many wood forum readers does it take to install a lightbulb?  (Be creative on this one)

[Dave in Md]

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whitedogstr8leg wrote:

 How many wood forum readers does it take to install a lightbulb?  (Be creative on this one)

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None if it's not in the shop, why change it

[RussBoyd]

Three. One to do something completely different than the task given, one who'll take 2 hours to come up with a complex way to to do it and the third who will just take care of it.

[ynoT]

Four....

One hangs on to the bulb while the other two spin the latter.

The fourth guy is there just in case the first one cannot hang on.... LOL

Tony

[Jim Frye]

One can change it, but it will take him several days to work out a solution that requires a new tool to be purchased for the job. 

[whitedogstr8leg]

 Don't forget, there will be someone along (after the install) to tell you that you'll need to "upgrade" too.

[ductape]

The answer is 13

1 to ask how to replace a lightbulb

1 to tell him he needs to give more info as to what kind of bulb, watts, volts, florescent, halogen, incandescent, etc.

3 to tell him not to attempt this. It should be done by a pro.

8 to tell him he did it all wrong, after he reports he did it with no problems. 

[asavet]

I'm still sitting in the dark waiting for the correct answer.

[wirebender]

Whitedog -

In my shop, I listen to the local Christian FM station.  If a bulb burns out, it may be weeks before it gets changed...being a Baptist, we resist change.  But be assured that when the time comes to make the change, there will be a couple of ladies present with the appropriate casserole for the situation.

Dave.

[RussBoyd]

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wirebender wrote:

Whitedog -

In my shop, I listen to the local Christian FM station.  If a bulb burns out, it may be weeks before it gets changed...being a Baptist, we resist change.  But be assured that when the time comes to make the change, there will be a couple of ladies present with the appropriate casserole for the situation.

Dave.

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Good one Dave.